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Bog Standard

Toilet humor has always been the safe haven for daily publications, and we are always mindful regarding memorable lavatory incidents and milestones, notably connected to soccer. What a delight it was to find out that Big Website columnist a well-known presenter owns a West Bromwich Albion-inspired toilet at his home. Consider the situation regarding the Barnsley supporter who interpreted the restroom somewhat too seriously, and was rescued from an empty Oakwell stadium following dozing off in the toilet during halftime of a 2015 loss against Fleetwood Town. “He had no shoes on and had lost his mobile phone and his cap,” stated an official from the local fire department. And nobody can overlook at the pinnacle of his career with Manchester City, the Italian striker popped into a local college for toilet purposes back in 2012. “His luxury car was stationed outside, then came in and was asking where the toilets were, subsequently he entered the faculty room,” a student told a Manchester newspaper. “Subsequently he wandered around the college grounds acting like the owner.”

The Lavatory Departure

Tuesday marks 25 years from when Kevin Keegan quit as the England coach post a quick discussion inside a lavatory booth alongside FA executive David Davies deep within Wembley Stadium, following that infamous 1-0 defeat versus Germany during 2000 – the national team's concluding fixture at the historic stadium. As Davies recalls in his journal, his private Football Association notes, he stepped into the wet beleaguered England dressing room directly following the fixture, seeing David Beckham weeping and Tony Adams energized, the two stars urging for the director to convince Keegan. After Dietmar Hamann's set-piece, Keegan walked slowly through the tunnel with a thousand-yard stare, and Davies found him slumped – similar to his Anfield posture in 1996 – within the changing area's edge, whispering: “I’m off. I’m not for this.” Collaring Keegan, Davies attempted urgently to rescue the scenario.

“Where on earth could we find [for a chat] that was private?” stated Davies. “The tunnel? Full of TV journalists. The dressing room? Heaving with emotional players. The shower area? I was unable to have a crucial talk with the national coach while athletes jumped in the pool. Just a single choice remained. The lavatory booths. A significant event in English football's extensive history took place in the vintage restrooms of a venue scheduled for destruction. The impending destruction could almost be smelled in the air. Leading Kevin into a compartment, I closed the door after us. We stayed there, eye to eye. ‘You cannot persuade me,’ Kevin stated. ‘I’m out of here. I’m not up to it. I'll announce to journalists that I'm not competent. I cannot inspire the squad. I can’t get the extra bit out of these players that I need.’”

The Results

And so, Keegan resigned, later admitting that he had found his tenure as national coach “without spirit”. The two-time European Footballer of the Year stated: “I found it hard to fill in the time. I found myself going and training the blind team, the deaf squad, assisting the women's team. It's an extremely challenging position.” The English game has progressed significantly during the last 25 years. Regardless of improvement or decline, those stadium lavatories and those iconic towers are no longer present, although a German now works in the coaching zone Keegan formerly inhabited. Tuchel's team is considered among the frontrunners for next year’s Geopolitics World Cup: Three Lions supporters, appreciate this period. This exact remembrance from a low point in English football is a reminder that things were not always so comfortable.

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Quote of the Day

“We remained in an extended queue, clad merely in our briefs. We were Europe’s best referees, premier athletes, inspirations, adults, parents, strong personalities with great integrity … but no one said anything. We barely looked at each other, our gazes flickered a bit nervously as we were summoned forward in pairs. There Collina observed us from top to bottom with a chilly look. Quiet and watchful” – ex-international official Jonas Eriksson reveals the humiliating procedures referees were previously subjected to by ex-Uefa refereeing chief Pierluigi Collina.

Soccer Mailbag

“What does a name matter? A Dr Seuss verse exists named ‘Too Many Daves’. Has Blackpool experienced Excessive Steves? Steve Bruce, plus assistants Steve Agnew and Steve Clemence have been shown through the door marked ‘Do One’. Does this conclude the club's Steve fixation? Not completely! Steve Banks and Steve Dobbie continue to manage the main squad. Full Steve ahead!” – John Myles

“Now you have loosened the purse strings and awarded some merch, I've chosen to type and offer a concise remark. Postecoglou mentions he initiated altercations in the school playground with kids he knew would beat him up. This masochistic tendency must account for his option to move to Nottingham Forest. As a lifelong Spurs supporter I'll remain thankful for the second-year silverware but the only second-season trophy I can see him winning by the Trent, if he lasts that long, is the Championship and that would be some struggle {under the present owner” – Stewart McGuinness.|